http://worldclassliving1.today.com Subconscious legalities, living oblivious Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:43:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "Hey, Louie, what's with the disguise?"  "Benny, Thelma and I are off swimming over to Europe.  There a high-brow soiree going on.  Mostly intellectuals is what I've heard".  "Say, if it's so exclusive, how come they let in shark practioners?  Ha, ha.  Louie, it' a joke, lighten up will you?  So, ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/03/09/sharks-for-dummies/ "Benny, I'm glad I caught up with you today".  "Well, if it isn't Louie di' Sharko, the most selfish practioner and all around sharkhole".  "Who you calling a shellfish?"  "Spare me, OK?"  "Benny, you still live down by the old neighborhood, by that muddy bottom, don't you?  Where those nurse and lesser known ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/27/slum-shark-millionaire/ "Hey, Louie, what's with the fake mustache and beard?"  "I'm trying out this new hypothesis that shark practioners can successfully lead double lives".  "Huh?"  "Yeah, you know, a real lion in the oceanic courtrooms, but a sweetheart outside those four walls".  "You think wearing a mustache and beard makes you ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/25/a-shark-by-any-other-name/ "Benny, since when do you use contact lenses?" asked Louie.  "I started back about a couple of months ago after I was attacked by those barracudas.  Do you remember the incident?"  "Yeah, sure, sure".  "I can't believe the nerve of those fish coming after me.  I was with my family, ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/23/my-kingdom-for-a-shark/ "Say, Louie, what's with all these younger sharks swimming with you?"  "Benny, I'm going to the courthouse to file a lawsuit for some lobsters, and these young guns are following me around for some research they're all doing on the life of a big-time shark practioner.  You know capturing the ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/19/a-shark-skinned-suit/ "I can't believe what's happening around here.  I grew up thinking that being a shark practioner meant something, that it was a status symbol.  It meant I was a special mammal better than anyone else", lamented Louie.  Benny swam up.  "What's the problem, my friend?"  "Oh, I'm up for review ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/18/a-tale-of-two-shark-fins/ "The overwhelming majority of life is subject to this inevitable fact.  Our kind is destined to rule for another million years or so..."  Benny cracked up.  "Shhh, Benny, can't you see Professor Squatini Formes is describing what my life will be like in the future?"  "Please, Louie, he's a visiting professor from the ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/16/to-bite-or-not-to-bite/ In a revealing decision today, the ocean's supreme court declared that practicing sharks will no longer be allowed to receive compensation for advice to clients when its in the context of a non-lawsuit.  In other words, all advice dealing with day to day activities in the life of a shark constitutes pro bono work.  The ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/13/a-sharks-lawsuit/ As Benny was casually swimming the other day Louie frantically came up to him.  "Benny, you got any morsels or tidbits, anything?  I haven't eaten in days".  "Louie, calm down, you're a shark practioner, for paradise's sake, why not just go charge a client for something".  "Benny, don't pretend you haven't ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/12/when-does-a-shark-know-when-to-stop/ The other day two sharks, Benny and Louie, were swimming.  Benny saw something that looked edible and went for it.  Louie immediately called after him to remind him that he could get food poisoning, hurt himself while biting, hurt others while engaged in the act of biting or eating, and perhaps ... http://worldclassliving1.today.com/2009/02/11/what-has-a-shark-ever-done-to-you/